As long as he keeps his eyes closed, I don’t think 2p!America has an issue with it.
cotton candy and cherry coke
He’s not gonna stop tickling til you puke or pass out, whichever comes first.
You make me crazy, you make my wild
Just like a baby, spin me round like a child
Your skin’s so gold and brown
Be young, be dope, be proud
Like an American
(American - Lana del Ray)
Snuggling 2P babies uwu
Idk what this means but I hope they keep breeding forever and eventually turn into fucked up space aliens
I’ll add the other allies later
nordics (no sve and fin yet)
tomato gang (coming sooooooon)
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT